Money Hai Toh Honey Hai is choreographer Ganesh Acharya's second film. His first Swami was a small budget arty film about a married couple. It didn't work, which is perhaps why here Acharay goes commercial with a vengeance. He gives us foreign locations, babes in bikinis and item song featuring himself and Esha Deol. What he doesn't give us is entertainment. The film is supposed to be a comedy but I didn't crack a smile once. This is the kind of film in which when a woman complains to Govinda about the lack of a boyfriend, he says, arre itna accha mal godown mein pada hai. This film has no narrative, performances or direction that I can talk about. It is depressingly moronic. Steer clear.