Aishwarya Rai Bachchan almost had us at hello in blue Gucci and pink lips on day 7 of the Cannes festival. Almost but not quite. That towering hairdo completely ruined what could have been a great look and worse, brought to mind a certain animated missus from our TV screens. Does Ash's too-high chignon remind you of Marge Simpson's distinctive beehive too? Coming up - Same-to-same: Sally, Hilary and red Valentino