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| Cast: Himesh Reshammiya, Hansika Motwani, Mallika Sherawat | | Director: Prashant Chadha | | Producer: Vijay Taneja | | Music: Himesh Reshammiya |
Mayank Shekhar
On our second Bollywood review is finally the film everyone and their mother have been waiting for. It's a unique moment in the history of world cinema.
The monument is called Aap Kaa Surroor-The Movie, The Real Luv Story or some such. It could have just been called Himesh Reshammiya, The Fully Intended Miscarriage Of A Movie Star.
Most of us knew what to expect here of course. But you know what, my two-word review still is: NO WAY.
And if it's really a true story as claimed in the poster, then Himesh bhai, our country singer is actually the world's greatest rock star. He flies a private jet. He drives in the middle of a huge limo convoy. The goras of Germany just can't get enough of him, neither can Mallika Sherawat.
If the story is true again, Himesh bhai is jailed for murdering a reporter who did a television sting operation on him. It's a conspiracy. But never mind all that. Never mind even the Bombay auto-rickshaws chasing cars in Europe. Never mind other causes with no effects and effects with no causes. Never mind the supposed love story.
The true conspiracy in this film is actually directed against Himesh Reshammiya, the actor. Hear his spoken voice that's dubbed to sound a vague cross between a cow's moo and a horse's nay. Listen to him sing the Gayatri Mantra and the track Darde Dil Darde Jigar solo over a guitar.
Watch him awkwardly gesture throughout, and smile once. You'll be convinced the makers of this movie don't like him too much. This is the lamest joke played on one man for this long. I am told the filmmakers have even considered a sequel to Aap Kaa Surroor, if this one does well.
Mmmm… that was our heart-felt 2-second silence on that possibility. Really, not fair that a whole nation must laugh on a poor soul with a baseball cap.
I just watched the film, and I am still not sure if I actually watched it. Already, it seems a blurry figment of my own nightmare. When I recover, I'll tell you more.
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Surfer Speaks....
I haven't wathced the movie as yet nor planning to do so, may be sometime in future when I'll have my home on Mars, because I assume it's the only place where you need not to use your brains. But in this section I found alot of martian who rather seemed to LOVE n LIKE the movie. My post after the promos ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'm sure this movie will soon be on TV but make no mistake any quality oreiented channel will not air it. You will be finding this movie on channels you never heard of or may HR's new venture JHALAK TV :)Anyways sweet revenge Prashant Chaddha, if you are still alive maybe just because you're friend to HR else he would have killed you for this con. HR one request please try to restrict your singing capabilities to a single track in an album please please. -- Azhar (azee_16@hotmail.com)
The movie is awesome. Actually hansika motwani is my sister. So she acted well. -- Aathmaja (Cricketer_atom@hotmail.com)
this movie is super duperhit this movie is really good because in thias movie my favorate singar also actor play or its story is himesh story i really love it and i watched this movie 16 time in theatere
-- ishita (ishq567@rediffmail.,com)
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