This Article is From Jun 26, 2015

Kim Kardashian's Irony-Rusting 'Objectification' Lecture. Who's Next?

Kim Kardashian's Irony-Rusting 'Objectification' Lecture. Who's Next?

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New Delhi: Rumour is that Kim Kardashian will be giving a lecture in California about the Objectification of Women. If you had to rub your eyes twice after reading that you're not alone. She apparently plans to discuss how she turned aspects of her daily life into a money spinning empire. (This we actually do believe). It's also supposed to be tied in with promotions for her book Selfish. (That we believe, too!)

And so if it's true that Kim Kardashian - Kim Kardashion - will give lectures about the objectification of women in media, then, well perhaps anyone can. On any subject. We can give you an example. Or 10. Kanye's no doubt already on it. (Along with Edition 2 of Kim's greatest selfies)

1. Naomi Campbell about to start taking classes in anger management. Charlie Sheen to be Keynote Speaker.
2. Anna Wintour to publish piece on why labels don't count. And why clothes do not maketh the man.
3. Lindsay Lohan to start school for Career Management. Featured class: How to Make Friends and Influence People.
4. Lady Gaga to gives lessons on how dressing down is also dressing up. ('Demure is a good word.')
5. Gwyneth Paltrow on Third World Problems and how to really, really tackle them.
6. Justin Beiber on the many benefits of modesty, charm and gentle living.
7. Donald Trump on why bigotry is a bad word. (And also why virulently orange toupee's are staging a comeback)
8. Kanye West on why diamonds aren't just a girl's best friend.
9. Mel Gibson on political correctness. John Galliano to join in.
10. Closer home: Amitabh Bachchan to take classes in how best to sing falsetto.
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