Hell Club

Cristiano Ronaldo grabbed a hat-trick as Real Madrid survived a colossal scare to beat Japan's Kashima Antlers 4-2 and win the Club World Cup

Who the hell is interested, in this country of a billion people, if a couple of senior journalists have a personality clash or even an argument on principles? It can form the subject of a panel discussion at the Press Club, but how is it prime-time news? The messenger cannot become the message.

Real Madrid have endured a season from hell as Zinedine Zidane replaced the sacked Rafael Benitez in January, whilst the club has suffered a series of institutional embarrassments, including being eliminated from the Copa del Rey for fielding an ineligible player.

Are you famous? Will you set the dance floor ablaze? Do you pack a pistol in your purse for the gunfight that will inevitably ensue? If your answer was 'none of the above' then we're very much afraid that you won't make the cut. Hell's Club is strictly for the terminally cool, terminally bad-ass or just terminal

Montpellier coach Rene Girard has called on the club's fans to turn their stadium into "hell" for Tuesday's Champions League opener against English powerhouses Arsenal.

Amy Winehouse's boyfriend Reg Traviss is reportedly going through "hell" and is in "bad shape" after her sudden death.

Cristiano Ronaldo grabbed a hat-trick as Real Madrid survived a colossal scare to beat Japan's Kashima Antlers 4-2 and win the Club World Cup

Who the hell is interested, in this country of a billion people, if a couple of senior journalists have a personality clash or even an argument on principles? It can form the subject of a panel discussion at the Press Club, but how is it prime-time news? The messenger cannot become the message.

Real Madrid have endured a season from hell as Zinedine Zidane replaced the sacked Rafael Benitez in January, whilst the club has suffered a series of institutional embarrassments, including being eliminated from the Copa del Rey for fielding an ineligible player.

Are you famous? Will you set the dance floor ablaze? Do you pack a pistol in your purse for the gunfight that will inevitably ensue? If your answer was 'none of the above' then we're very much afraid that you won't make the cut. Hell's Club is strictly for the terminally cool, terminally bad-ass or just terminal

Montpellier coach Rene Girard has called on the club's fans to turn their stadium into "hell" for Tuesday's Champions League opener against English powerhouses Arsenal.

Amy Winehouse's boyfriend Reg Traviss is reportedly going through "hell" and is in "bad shape" after her sudden death.