But never mind about the noodles because they function simply to give Ranveer Singh's character - a cross between Max Rockatansky and Tonto from Lone Ranger - the ammunition he needs to deliver the world from hunger, defeat a desi Immortan Joe and rescue a beauteous Splendid Angharad in the shapely form of actress Tamannaah Bhatia.
Released on Friday, the ad film was teased by Ranveer Singh on his social media accounts days in advance. Shankar Ehsan Loy have composed the music for the film and lyrics have been penned by Gulzar.
It's all absurdly silly and a lot of fun.
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