First of all, I'm sorry to be the messenger of bad news, but I must share this sorrow with someone.
The most anticipated movie of the year 2009 Kambakkht Ishq, is quite definitely the biggest dud of the year so far.
Considering the fact that it stars Akshay Kumar, each scene in the movie has humungous sets and top-notch action scenes.
Akshay plays a playboy-stuntman, who has a knack of impressing women very easily. Even Hollywood actress Denise Richards pecks his lip for a nano-second in the movie and mentions to tabloids that he's a great kisser.
Kareena Kapoor is a super-model by night and a medical surgeon by day. She hates Akshay for reasons you may neither understand nor even care to. The first half manages to scroll through with songs and dances.
But then a bigger twist awaits you in the later half. The supermodel-surgeon operates on the playboy-stuntman and leaves a watch with a recurring alarm bell inside his body.
Every few minutes, the alarm bell keeps ringing. She is scared that he will sue her and tries to seduce him.
Even after reading this, you by any chance go and watch the movie, you'll realise that the film is infinitely more ridiculous.
All you're left with, besides crash-sequences and Akshay Kumar with a bunch of bikini-clad women, is Kareena Kapoor in designer outfits.
Now we know why Bollywood is going through an economic slowdown. Really, I dare you to watch it.