New York Post Shreds Kim, Kanye Wedding in Five Sentences and a Headline

  | May 28, 2014 12:30 IST (New Delhi)
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The American tabloid had its own hilarious take on the entire Kimye wedding episode

Reality TV star Kim Kardashian married rapper and babydaddy Kanye West in Florence on May 24 and The New York Post published a wedding announcement that directed major hate at the newlyweds.
In a headline calculated to raise laughs, the Post declared it was less than impressed by the couple's grand Italian nuptials: ALERT (yawn): Kimye weds.
In five short sentences, the Post tagged the couple as "jackasses," called Kim a "sex-tape star," Kanye an "egotist" and ended by reassuring the world that "the republic still stands."
The New York Post has dedicated miles of newsprint to Kim over the years, and most headlines featuring her have been unflattering. Sample this: What The Frock? Would someone please tell Kim she's pregnant! (with a picture of an expecting Kim in an outsize dress).
On Twitter, some said the Post's brief announcement was the most hilarious thing ever:

Others said they were needlessly unkind:

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